bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

skullvis:

skullvis:

Btw, how the FUCK did Detective Pikachu not get anything for special effects??? How the fuck did ROCKETMAN NOT GET NOMINATED FOR COSTUMES?!?

LION KING GOT NOMINATED FOR SPECIAL EFFECTS?!? FUCKING

LION KING?!

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING LION LOOKS LIKE!!!

DETECTIVE PIKACHU TOOK MULTIPLE SPECIES OF ANIMALS THAT DO NOT EXIST AND MADE THEM INTERACT WITH A WORLD AND ALSO NOT LOOK BAD OR HORRIBLY FAKE AND ALSO HAVE EMOTION!!!

disasterbisexual:

toytalababy:

Ya know, bisexuality ain’t that hard to understand.

Girls are cute.

Guys are cute.

What more do you want from me?

full offense but this comment is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

saturationll:

brendon urie should be in jail for high hopes

adhdandcomics:

you know when you’re completely ready for bed and so exhausted and you’ve done all of the 200 steps required to go to sleep and you get all cozy and everything and then. you just sit there. on your phone. even when there is nothing good to do. you are SO so tired and yet. there you are. reading the same 3 posts for the millionth time because you Can’t Stop

waitineedaname:

lil nas is part of the category of musicians whose music I don’t actively listen to, but every time I see something about them, I’m like “you go you funky little artist”